January 2012
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I'm listening to ALL the Cypress Hill today.
All the Cypress Hill
awaketitude
i totally made up that word. Feel free to use it.
I left work this morning at 2:30am. Home at 3ish. Came home tired, dirty, weary knowing that even though I busted ass for 12+ hours yesterday the powers that be are still going find something to chew my ass about.
After I washed up in the kitchen sink (the bathroom is too close to the bedrooms and would have woken up everyone) I came to bed to...
I like to call it the "positivity compartment"
I changed out my license plates and decided to clean up my glove compartment. Here’s just some gems I found.
$20 (WIN!)
Old checkbooks
tons of deposit slips, good thing my car looks like shit otherwise it would have been pretty easy to get my account numbers.
7 box cutters
melted, solidified, melted, solidified, melted, and currently solidified caramel candy with nail clippers...
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Nothing new has been posted in my feed in the last...
Man, you guys are slow in the morning. I assume most of your mornings are spent reading all the posts from middle of the night instead of posting new material.
I’ve spent many a weekday off to know the “traffic” of my Tumblr feed. Posts spike between 9am-11am. I assume most of you just get in to work but you start your work day wasting time.
It slows down until lunch, because...
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Sherlock Series 2 MAJOR SPOILER Alert!
Was I the only one who was unsatisfied with the ending of Sherlock? I really think it should have ended with the death and not the “oh look I’m still alive” move they did. Because I’m a smart guy and there is no way I can see how he would have managed to live. And I’ll be pissed if it’s just a “oh I switched the bodies” thing. Obviously Sherlock...
truthy truthfulness presented truthfully in a...
Here’s one of the big reasons I dig this Tumblr community. There isn’t a visible class system. Well, there is, because of the whole eliteness thing. I’m in the lower class of receiving love & being in people’s crush list, but in relation to my point there is no rich/poor class system.
I’m not a college graduate. Not even a community college graduate. I did some...
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Nap with the Beatles a winning success!!
not feeling
anything.
blah.
gonna go lay down and listen to Beatles at obscenely loud volumes.
Baltimore
I want them to win, but I was sure they wouldn’t be able to pull it off. Looks like they’re shutting me up nicely.
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USMNT
Not to be confused with TMNT Turtle Power.
If you’re a soccer fan and happen to watching tonight’s friendly of the US v. Venezuela I invite you to follow @LaNorte128. It’s our supporters group for D.C. United and also a U.S. Soccer twitter feed. I manage it.
You can also follow my own twitter @skunkhair where I’ll provide snarkier (read: lots of f bombs) color...
South Carolina
WOOOO!!! Open marriages for everyone!!!
Do you ever wonder...
so it’s not mystery that there is a sense of community here on Tumblr. I follow a lot of people and those people follow a lot of the same people I follow. So it’s easy to see the same faces throughout my dashboard and in comments & replies.
We’re funny. We’re sexy. We’re cool ass mutha fuckers if you ask me.
This community is like a spider web. It spirals...
Every frakking time...
Carrying many bags of groceries in both hands, because making two trips is for wussies. Get to the door and need to reach for my keys. Move all bags to my right/ left hand only to reach for my pocket and discover they’re on the other side. The side currently occupied by all the groceries.
Fact: I will always… ALWAYS include L.A....
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sassymcknockers replied to your post: Shit
I’m glad I have Tumblr so I know when it’s snowing :)
It’s funny because my computer is right in front of a window and there have been times when instead of opening said window and looking outside I’ll go look online for the weather and weather cams.
I trust the internet weather cams than I do my own eyes.
Holy crap
So I’m sitting on the toilet (don’t hate) anxious to watch the US Womens team play against Dominican Republic and we are creaming them.
It’s 11-0. I’m afraid by the time I get to the tv it’ll be 19-0.
Abbreviated Violent Femmes
thedrew84:
elongrad1997:
One cause you left me and
Two for my family and
Three for my heartache and
Four for my headaches and
Five for my lonely and
Six for my sorrow and
Seven for no tomorrow and
Eight I forget what 8 was for and
Nine for a lost god and
10 for everything everything everything everything
You can all just kiss off into the air Behind my back I can see them stare...
Shit
The snow is sticking. Stupidity levels are at a +10. Everyone except myself of course. That’s how everyone thinks around here.
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I'm semi-famous, again.
A buddy is up at the D.C. United Q&A session that is open to season ticket holders. He posted on La Norte’s Facebook page that the team’s CEO mentioned our tifo that we did last season. He described it in detail and said it was used as reference for this season’s outside marketing strategy. Below is the banner we made. We made and painted it and it turned out to be a hit at...
Pissed, but....
So, Megaupload got shut down.
I’m pissed about that. But only for a little bit because I’ll find my downloads elsewhere pretty easily.
However, I’m pleased because this shows that current copyright laws are effective. As much as it pains me to say that because it has directly impacted the way I use the internet. But let’s be honest, I shouldn’t be downloading...
Bad Metaphor Subject Line
Shit’s calmed down.
Back to being my calm and collected self. I took some time to figure out some work things. I’ve always known what I needed to do at work, but as always, I ignore it until someone else chews my ass about it. That in itself is a deficiency I need to overcome. I’ve never figured out why I wait until there’s some sort of threat before I accomplish...
On a positive note
I did have a delicious steak for dinner.
Red meat and heart problems! Fuck yeah!
And now the conclusion of Truthful Tuesday....
NOTE: Shit’s about to get emo. I’ll make lame attempts at humor despite my situation needing a serious game face, because that’s how I am. I’m defensive like that. I need to crack a joke at my own expense so I can at least smile at something. I apologize in advance for the break down but really, I have no clue any more.
My head is a whirlwind right now.
In brief I have no...
Things fall apart: TT part 2- a mini series event
Short post as I’m still compiling thoughts.
I was put on a performance improvement plan at work. I essentially have 60 days to improve certain areas of my leadership or else me and my company part ways.
A shit storm has been brewing and the first lightning strike has struck me dead on. I was flying the kite in this storm.
I’m not ashamed to admit my faults. But something is...
Truthful Tuesday Part 1
I need help.
Lots of help.
I need to wrap my head around things.
I’m at a point where I can’t make jokes about things any more. Shit has gone critical. (okay, that was kind of a joke)
And no one to blame but myself.
Baptisms & Whiskey
Going to the Baptism of my niece today. I always mellow out when I’m in a church. The 9 years of Catholic school creep up and I become a little spiritual, somber, and just respectful of where I am. I dunno what that is. Pretty sure this is the first time in a church since my last nephew was baptized.
Anyway, but I get to play it easy as I’ll probably be photographer for most of the...
I just re-installed Stumble Upon
Later guys. I’ll be spending the next 16 hours hitting the stumble button getting lost on the internet.
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spaghettihustler replied to your post: fo’ jizzle
I just threw up
aww, c’mon now. Dennis Leary isn’t that bad.
fo' jizzle
I slept with hair paste in my hair last night. That’s right, I use pomade, paste, wax, or whatever you want to call it. Point is I woke up this morning with my hair still perfectly spiked but now it’s day old hair product that feels like I was part of a bukkake yesterday and never washed it out.
Unrelated because I just saw the commercial. The only reason I want to buy a truck is...
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Touché
iamagabbymom replied to your post: why the fuck did I download that? Episode 1
This from a man who likes SHOW TUNES??
Beer Experiments
I’m eating a huge dill pickle and drinking Stone Ruination IPA. Pickle is very dill and IPA is very hoppy.
Pickle dulls out the taste of Ruination, which is funny because Ruination is supposed to ruin the taste of other things. I just ruined the Ruination with a dill pickle.
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why the fuck did I download that? Episode 1
I’m going through my iTunes catalog and noticed there is a lot of music I’ve downloaded but have never listened to. So I’ve sorted my music by play count and started to sample some of the stuff in question.
First up: Dashboard Confessional — The Swiss Army Romance
I’m about 3 songs in and why the fuck did I download this emo bullshit? Dude, whatever the hell...
...it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
Can you guess what I did in the shower?
Tumblr help, because I know I'm not going to get...
How do you get that thingy where it shows the thingies that show the people that liked your posts all on one screen? I’ve looked around in the settings and in Missing E settings and can’t seem to find it anywhere.
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WWTD? aka TT
Let’s say you’re hypothetical marriage has decided that a separation is in order and you’re hypothetically browsing for apartments that is affordable, not to far away, and leaves you with extra money to give to your S.O. and child.
You’ve scoped out a few places and having lived in a variety of places from yacht haven to the slums of heroin row you’re able to easily...
