Skunkhair Jones

An attempt at something meaningful.

So, here we are. It’s spring in 2009. I’ve fallen off the blogging wagon and got lazy by...

Apr 29th

RT @148Apps: Blog - TWITTER CONTEST: Promo Codes Galore! :: http://tinyurl.com/c3zvo3 (all you gotta...

Apr 29th

RT @brianbolter: Homeland Scty now mrktng change of swine flu name to H1N1 virus. Bcuz global...

Apr 29th

i deal with dust, concrete dust, grout dust, wood shavings and other breathing inhibiting things and...

Apr 29th

Visit from some corporate level folks got cancelled. My employment status will remain...

Apr 29th

Caps win at the MCI Center!!!! (I’ll never call it Verizon center)

Apr 29th

2 walls of 4 painted in the baby’s room (4 months after he’s born). One day he’ll...

Apr 29th

I thought buying a tribute album to Radiohead would be awesome to hear other bands’...

Apr 29th

HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON MS. PIGGY?? (via @highfiredanger) #swineflu

Apr 28th

Follow the Swine Flu in Real Time With Google Maps, http://digg.com/d1pioc (the closest thing to a...

Apr 28th

had a rough night of breathing problems. stupid pollen. l

Apr 28th

14hr workshift under my belt today. Been working since 4am. I am fucking tired. Screw you guys...

Apr 28th

got followed by @LostZombies and checking out their website, awesome stuff/concept there! check...

Apr 28th

The thing I wanna see the most out of this #swineflu #pandemic is what type of graphics the news...

Apr 27th

That’s it, I’ve had it with these mutha effing #swineflu on this mutha effing earth!...

Apr 27th

I think I enjoy monitoring the #swineflu outbreak bcuz it’s the closest thing to a real life...

Apr 27th

Dept of HHS declares a public health emergency in the U.S…. um…. okay? now should i be a...

Apr 27th

Early Monday and my day begins. Coffee, check. Emails, check. Seemingly impossible task list that...

Apr 27th

Made my way half way to McD before I remembered I bought food with me. Saved 5 bucks.

Apr 26th

playing some Call of Duty 4. Hit me up “Skunkhair Jones” on Xbox Live if you wanna throw...

Apr 26th

Swineflu spreading like crazy, plane crash in Utah, Bea Arthur dead…. ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!...

Apr 26th

URGENT — Up to 200 possibly infected with swine flu at Queens high school, spreading among...

Apr 26th

really cox? why is it necessary to type www before cox.com? I think Apple does the same. Page...

Apr 26th

RT: @BreakingNews The White House will be holding a news conference to tell us how epically screwed...

Apr 26th

About to channel my inner Mexican and do some painting. Trying Behr’s new Ultra self-priming...

Apr 26th

hmm…3 @HeinekenBeers did not improve my game in Call of Duty. More must be consumed next week....

Apr 26th

Just woke up with a killer migraine. Just make it through work today and then I’m off...

Apr 25th

What’s this? I’m away from Twitter for several hours, come back and there’s a...

Apr 25th

So, Apple’s app store hit its 1 billionth download. That, my friends, is a lot of iFart. WTG,...

Apr 24th

anybody. #followfriday

Apr 24th

RT @stacey727: Walk this Way #songswithinstructions

Apr 24th

Dumb question, any way to get the iphone 3.0 beta without paying $99? Found a few articles, but...

Apr 24th

I’m not quite sure where people got bacon + chocolate. just downed a cookie followed by bacon...

Apr 24th

Dammit, body. You to back to sleep. You to back to sleep right now!

Apr 24th

http://bit.ly/XBPfB spend my only wknd day off w/ wife & kid or at LOTR marathon?

Apr 24th

Had 6 interviews 2day. 3 didn’t show. I’ve got people begging for jobs and you...

Apr 24th

wandering aimlessly on the web. Why must you be so captivating oh internetz?

Apr 24th

Stupid iPhone,half of those “to”= go.

Apr 24th

“The new IE 8 optimised for Yahoo!” Optimized for Yahoo?? How about optimizing generally...

Apr 23rd

Woke up this morning to wireless keyboard and mouse batteries dead. Day so far… sarcastically...

Apr 23rd

hmmm… with everyone at B&J getting free ice cream that means the lines will be down at...

Apr 22nd

Anybody have the HP Media Vault? Thinking that may be what I need. Too many devices streaming from...

Apr 22nd

So already this morning I’ve managed to piss off an employee, arrange logistics of 7...

Apr 22nd

This can’t be good. http://twitpic.com/3qdvn

Apr 22nd

Been up since 2am. Had a hearty breakfast, which my stomach doesn’t agree with. I’ll...

Apr 22nd

to the far left, a really dark ominous cloud with lightning. To the far right, a clear blue and...

Apr 22nd

dropped the car off for repairs. Spending the rest of the day with my son.

Apr 22nd

Anybody know what station is broadcasting the Liverpool v. Arsenal match here in the US? Hopefully...

Apr 22nd

Hairdresser turns robber into sex-slave, http://digg.com/d1oxeZ

Apr 22nd

Giving Tweetie for Mac a go. I dig the iphone app and I hear this is all the rage.

Apr 21st

It’s 4:20am on 04-20…TIME TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT SMOKING WEED, MAN!! (potheads write in all...

Apr 20th

WANT: http://www.dynamism.com/#Product=viliv (via @vnangia)

Apr 20th

Crap. My last tweet was 2 minutes late. Oh well, potheads aren’t punctual folks anyways. #420

Apr 20th

OH as I handed out free stuff: “Free?! I’m all over that like Pedobear on a 12 year...

Apr 20th

Ugh. I open again tomorrow. Forgot about that. Gotta be in bed no later than 9:30. Probably...

Apr 20th

getting sleepy and it’s not even 7pm. Gotta get up in 8 hours for work. Suck.

Apr 20th

Woke up to a flat tire. Perhpas mother nature telling me to walk to work this Earth Day.

Apr 19th

Long day today. Worked early this a.m., attended a funeral for a co-worker, Arsenal lost and I just...

Apr 19th

You heard we’re giving away 1 million CFLs on 4/19. http://tinyurl.com/HDEarthDay I’m...

Apr 19th

You heard we’re giving away 1 million CFLs on 4/19. We’re doing a lot more....

Apr 19th

I just finished watching Slumdog Millionaire. I didn’t like the movie totally based on how the...

Apr 18th

Day off from work and enjoying some time with him. Together we will soil ourselves, eat and sleep...

Apr 18th

Let’s close bases in DC and move every1 to the base I live next 2 and not adjust the roads for...

Apr 18th

dammit, feeling guilty about having a share ratio below 1.5. Well, guess it’s time to open the...

Apr 18th

C’mon DC United!!! #mls #dcunited

Apr 18th

RT @kpereira: The Oprah is orbiting and will soon breach the Twittersphere. Brace yourselves!

Apr 18th

spent all day just playing with my son, watching movies and nothing… perhaps I should do...

Apr 18th

In an attempt to roll over my baby has done nothing more than the curly shuffle, spinning around on...

Apr 18th

trying to fall asleep to the sounds of @pandora. I have a station based off of Emiliana Torrini. Any...

Apr 18th

Okay, I’m up. I’m UP! I tried to fight you, but dammit, now I’m awake. Time to get...

Apr 18th

alright twitter. I’m off of here for the night. Until tomorrow.

Apr 18th

in the mood to watch cheap internet videos of people getting hurt for doing stupid things. To...

Apr 18th

hmm… twitter seems less cool now that planet @oprah and her millions of moons (aka middle aged...

Apr 18th

Frost warning in DC Metro area tonight. Gotta tuck in the plants in the nursery. All 3000 of them.

Apr 17th

Wondering why my wife hasn’t sent me one picture of my son today after the horrible day...

Apr 17th

The sun is out in full force as is the stupidity levels.

Apr 17th

Off to work. Be sure to stop by my store (or any @homedepot) and pick yourself up a free CFL....

Apr 17th

RT @nerdist: OMG WireandTwine has a new friggin’ awesome shirt: http://bit.ly/18661

Apr 16th

RT @HomeDepot: You heard we’re giving away 1 million CFLs on 4/19. We’re doing a lot...

Apr 16th

I think I’ve left my Apple TV on for the past 2 days. Could this be potentially bad?

Apr 16th

Aching for some crab cake. To Rubys!!

Apr 16th

Looking forward to getting home and playing some Xbox 360. Word!

Apr 16th

Taxes are due in 3.5 hours. Guess I should start them huh?

Apr 16th

Really StumbleUpon, I don’t know how many times I have to dislike Fairies & nymphs and...

Apr 15th

weekly chemo time with the wife in Fairfax.

Apr 15th

I think Tarantino is intentionally fucking up idol with his crap song selections.

Apr 15th

It’s a Steak-Umm, Ramen, American Idol and Dancing with the Stars night. Additionally, someone...

Apr 15th

Installed faux wood blinds. Last one was missing valance. Back to @HomeDepot to complain to mgr....

Apr 15th

Good morning folks. 3 mo old baby= best alarm clock ever. ALWAYS wakes you up way before you...

Apr 15th

Today is the day that every single news media outlet ruins The Beatles’ Taxman for me.

Apr 15th

Dear guy who’s been trying to start his car for the past hour: GIVE IT UP ALREADY!!

Apr 15th

alright world, I gave you a shot to impress me and you failed. for that, i’m going back to...

Apr 15th

about to head out the door while on a conference call. I feel so businessy.

Apr 14th

Geez. Have 2 take a conference call from home 2morrow. Means i have 2 wake up before 9am on my day...

Apr 14th

Just saw Elizabeth Berkely on csi:ny. Now I must go watch the important parts of Showgirls.

Apr 14th

on a conference call while trying to get dressed. I wonder how many of my peers are also taking this...

Apr 14th

Made it back from MD in one piece. BW Pkwy how I’ve missed you.

Apr 13th

holy crap… must be having a good internet day. downloading at near 4MB/s. Awesome.

Apr 13th

This modern-day pirate stand off wouldve been a lot shorter if the US Navy had bought in modern-day...

Apr 12th

Made it to Maryland. Arundel Mills you entice me so.

Apr 12th

About to head on out to Maryland for Easter dinner at sister-in-law’s house.

Apr 12th

#Teen in the #90’s? remember #Pogs #Lanyards #Keychains on backpacks, #Pacifiers #Tamagotchi ....

Apr 12th

Think I bypassed the “buzz” and went straight to the “drunk”

Apr 12th

Anybody recommend a good wine to go with left over pizza?

Apr 12th

Ramping up closing procedures so I can bust out of here and get my game on tonight. May be...

Apr 12th

Alright folks. Methinks it’s time for me to go to bed. Next tweet will most likely be from me...

Apr 12th

5 cop cars at the most ghetto of 7-11s on Rt 1. Srsly. That place has its own crime statistics.

Apr 12th

NBC 4 (wash DC) is doing a segment on Antwane Robbins on 11pm news. Co-worker of mine that was found...

Apr 11th

wha? tweetdeck now syncs up with Facebook status updates? You mean I can have twice the senseless...

Apr 10th

Thinking I’ll use my Apple TV as a coffee warmer. The damn thing is hot enough. Dual function....

Apr 10th

Was going to make a BLT sandwich, but after looking in the fridge seems I’m only having a B...

Apr 10th

I’m not too sure why I find the futon more comfortable than my bed (sometimes).

Apr 10th

RIP Antwane L. Robbins. A co-worker of mine who was unfortunately found dead this morning in...

Apr 10th

I had a stand off with a raccoon to enter my building. http://twitpic.com/333to

Apr 10th

So, winning $144Mil Powerball ticket was sold here in S.E. DC. If only I was ghetto enough to...

Apr 9th

I should’ve added the #imgoingtohell tag to my last tweet.

Apr 9th

reheating some leftovers from last night. Wonders how one eats ribs without looking like a caveman?

Apr 9th

good morning all. Let’s start the day off right by going back to bed, shall we?

Apr 9th

Twitter’s running 15 mins behind for me. Srsly guys, at least change the question to...

Apr 9th

Just listed myself in the http://localtweeps.com local Twitter directory in ZIP 22079

Apr 9th

Received and email asking to come in and earlier. Not sure an hour makes much of a differance, but...

Apr 8th

Where does the co-founder of Google go when he wants to be launched into space? Fairfax County....

Apr 7th

Discovered my baby had busted through his PJs. I have only one conclusion: my baby is the Incredible...

Apr 7th

Just caved and bought Slumdog Millionaire on iTunes. This had better not suck!

Apr 7th

Sweet! Apple store back up and running and the new reveals is a Hurley tweed backpack!! Actually...

Apr 7th

Apple store is closed, that means something new is about to be revealed. Hoping it’s the Mac...

Apr 7th

my previous tweet was not spam, it was a shameless act of me wanting free stuff.

Apr 6th

Ooh, just heard some thunder. And it didn’t come from my baby’s behind, because trust...

Apr 6th

earthquakes in italy. there aren’t mountains nearby are there? Last time big quakes happend in...

Apr 6th

Pit stop for some late night Chinese food. Then home to spend time with the family. Maybe watch...

Apr 6th

I bought the @MacHeist 3 Bundle. 12 Top Mac apps worth $900+ for just $39 AND I just got Delicious...

Apr 6th

Feeling somewhat accomplished today.

Apr 6th

my baby starts babbling whenever i turn my back on him. funny. as soon as i look at him he stops.

Apr 6th

Sweet. Bro bought a new lens for his camera so I get his old semi-new lens.

Apr 5th

Calling it a night while my game in COD is still decent. That and I work in 8hrs. Need to work in...

Apr 5th

think i’ve found that buzz that’s right before “drunk.” my game has...

Apr 5th

having a fair night in Call of Duty tonight. Friend me up, Skunkhair Jones if you wanna play some...

Apr 5th

trying to find that buzz that is right before “drunk.” that’s when I play Call of...

Apr 5th

RT @trickiphonetips: iPhone 3.0 Beta Unlocked http://ow.ly/26lr

Apr 5th

well, that’s a bunch of bollocks. staples’ wifi blocks facebook. what kind of rubbish is...

Apr 5th

dammit. the one night i’m able to do some serious gaming and no one is on. WTF?

Apr 5th

Anybody subscribe to ATT wifi subscription to use all their hotspots? Or should I wait till iPhone...

Apr 4th

Working the mulch. Pit in the store. Hands smell of hardwood mulch. It’ll linger for days. I ...

Apr 4th

Note to new parents: if you’re told to take out trash bcause there’s an “explosive...

Apr 4th

wondering if i did a smart thing by putting iTunes on my netbook. I think I now have the essential...

Apr 4th

On a Beatles kick this morning. On my fourth album. Now listening to Magical Mystery Tour.

Apr 4th

okay… ten a.m. and finally up for the day. slept on the futon. Felt like I was being swaddled...

Apr 4th

food has been tossed. Had a whole crock put full of beefstew that i only ate 1 bowl out of. Sorry...

Apr 4th

Okay… it’s 11:30am… time to start being productive. Perhaps throw away all the...

Apr 4th

jealous that my brother in NYC just doing whatever the hell he pleases.

Apr 4th

got pissed off that the cable/net/phone was out. was ready to blame cable, then found out i...

Apr 4th

Rocket? Missile? Rocket? Missile? Either way… this can not be beuno.

Apr 4th

RT @BreakingNews Japanese email says a missile, rocket or frisbee has launched. Also, Nigerian...

Apr 4th

waiting for @breakingnews to post “Japan reports, ‘uhhh…our bad.’”

Apr 4th

I really can’t picture Iowa as a same-sex state? Then again, what’s a person to do when...

Apr 3rd

Note to self and warning to others: it’s a bad idea to eat cookies and milk at 3am. Ugh.

Apr 3rd

Well, NBC4 says it’s okay to get one so I now want a NuWave oven.

Apr 3rd

impressed by how fast this McD’s wifi is. Then again, I’m the only one with something...

Apr 2nd

http://twitpic.com/2qi02 - Starbucks has a twitter card? (via @AdiumX)

Apr 2nd

Who’s a cute sexy bitch? This guy, that’s who! http://twitpic.com/2q3lb

Apr 2nd

Probably shouldve parked where my expired inspection sticker isn’t so visible.

Apr 2nd

Oatmeal time.

Apr 2nd

Looking at our ad for @TheHomeDepot and wow! A lot of good deals! (shameless self plug ☺)

Apr 2nd

morning folks. while the west preps for bed, this east boy is about to head to work.

Apr 2nd

Okay, ThinkGeek, You guys HAVE to make this a real item!...

Apr 2nd

hmm..anyone know if there’s a 6cell battery for the HP Mini 1000?

Apr 2nd

looking up neoprene cases for my hp mini netbook on amazon. the related categories are ladies thigh...

Apr 2nd

nevermind… found it.. there is a 6cell that’s a 3rd of the price of the netbook itself.

Apr 2nd