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why the fuck did I download that? Episode 1

I’m going through my iTunes catalog and noticed there is a lot of music I’ve downloaded but have never listened to.  So I’ve sorted my music by play count and started to sample some of the stuff in question.

First up: Dashboard Confessional — The Swiss Army Romance

I’m about 3 songs in and why the fuck did I download this emo bullshit? Dude, whatever the hell you’re singing about you need to get the fuck over it and write songs about getting bitches and drinking obscene amounts of over priced douche bag liquor. Adjust your tampon string and pick up a fucking electric guitar you goddamned hippie. And where the fuck are your drums? You have no fucking drums. The shrill of your emo voice, which I guess is supposed to sound like you’ve been castrated, is making me emo by wanting to kill myself.

Anyway, I deleted that shit quick.